With just a scant seven months before the wedding, I felt it was a good time to introduce the bridesmaids and groomsman. Let’s take a look, starting with the groomsman. (FYI, I’m going to use the creepiest or lamest pictures of them from Facebook I can find.) Next week we will take a look at the bridal party.

The Best Man – John

I’ve known John since we were both shitheads growing up in Long Island, so it is fitting he is in charge of several duties, including the bachelor party and keeping me sane as we get closer to the big day.

John graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in swindling people out of their money, and now sells commercial property insurance on the West Coast.

Groomsman – Justin

Justin was my roommate through four years of college and also played lacrosse with me for the vaunted Manhattan College Jaspers.

He graduated with a degree in engineering and is currently poisoning our water supply with fluoride.

Groomsman – Andrew


Andrew is my little brother. Andrew, even at his young age, by all accounts is way better socially adjusted than I ever was. He is currently attending classes at SUNY Oneonta.